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Kenyans are quite innovative on social media, and there are numerous hilarious words that are widely used by most of them online. During the celebration of KDF day at Kahawa garrison, even president Uhuru Kenyatta cracked Kenyans ribs when he suggested that the curfew should continue as it has led increased number of new born children and that he wants the country’s population to continue going up. Online Jokes mostly quoted by Kenyans  ‘Babe I have been locked inside a pizza joint along Kimathi road.’ The joke has been mostly in use in the recent days after a lady was locked in a washroom.  ‘If ladies can cheat on soldiers who carry grenades, bombs and guns, what about you with a laptop bag?” This joke is directed to those guys who are left by their girlfriends, edifying them that winning a woman’s heart isn’t directly related to strength. ‘Before making any serious move with a lady take her to a club and see the number of bouncers, who hug her,’ the joke is direc...

The only magic towards attracting Raila’s confidence is through consistent support. Those who have wavered in supporting him have lost the trust bestowed upon them. Raila Odinga’s favored friends Junet Mohamed: The Suna East law maker is purportedly the most trusted political ally of Raila. Junet was the only ODM member who accompanied the Party Leader during the much hyped handshake, alongside Raila’s daughter Winnie. Most of Raila’s friends, including Orengo, were not aware of the handshake until the news was publicized. Junet is the current National Assembly minority whip courtesy of ODM. Ali Hassan Joho: He is the most loyal supporter of Raila Odinga. He recently shelved his presidential ambitions and has started campaigning for Raila. He hosted the opposition leader after the infamous ‘swearing in’ at Uhuru Park.  SK Macharia: The proprietor of Royal Media SK Macharia has shown his open support to Raila’s quest for presidency for a long time. Macharia w...