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7 Kenyans Craziest Social Media Pranks that will crack your ribs

Kenyans are quite innovative on social media, and there are numerous hilarious words that are widely used by most of them online.

During the celebration of KDF day at Kahawa garrison, even president Uhuru Kenyatta cracked Kenyans ribs when he suggested that the curfew should continue as it has led increased number of new born children and that he wants the country’s population to continue going up.

Online Jokes mostly quoted by Kenyans

  1.  ‘Babe I have been locked inside a pizza joint along Kimathi road.’ The joke has been mostly in use in the recent days after a lady was locked in a washroom. 

  2. ‘If ladies can cheat on soldiers who carry grenades, bombs and guns, what about you with a laptop bag?” This joke is directed to those guys who are left by their girlfriends, edifying them that winning a woman’s heart isn’t directly related to strength.

  3. ‘Before making any serious move with a lady take her to a club and see the number of bouncers, who hug her,’ the joke is directed to ladies who are serial cheaters.

  4. ‘I have traveled in the entire country but I have never come across a Nyika plateau, except in geography books.’ The prank is a reflection of geography lessons where Kenyans argue that Nyika plateau is only in paper, but non-existing in reality.

  5. ‘Even if you hide your disappointment, we can see the posts of those who want to cry’. The phrase has been widely quoted by Kenyans on Facebook unraveling those who try to hide their disappointments while expressing their opinion on social media platform.

  6. The joke ‘dunia isimame nishuke’ is mostly used by Kenyans in the wake of adversity such as the recent fuel price surge. 

  7. ‘Kenya hii sihami’ has been numerously used by Kenyans on Facebook. The expression is mostly applicable when the impossibility do happen. It was quite quoted when a recent verdict was delivered by the High Court where the accused was fined a less amount of money compared to the amount that was lost.


 

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